New Zealand is not for kids

Handwritten page of a diary dated January 21, 2005

… when Grandma Johnson and Aunt Lisa offered to take me on their trip to New Zealand, I wish I’d known that it’s OK here IF you’re eight thousand years old and you like pretty scenery.

I guess I was a moron to expect to see the Lord of the Rings people there. OK, who I really wanted to see is Arwen — even though, yes, I know she wouldn’t look at a kid my age even if she was roaming around there, which she IS NOT.

It would help if we were at the Middle Earth location, and not at a ROSE FESTIVAL!!!!!


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