Weiner roast

Handwritten page of a diary dated September 3, 1999

Mikey thought he’d make it big with his new barbecuing invention, but he named it Rake Dogs. Huh? I told him to name it Rake Them Over the Coals, even though I myself detest puns. He said that’s too long. What? I said excuse me but one of the coolest product names ever was Super Elastic Bubble Plastic.

Oh well. He’s got bigger problems than a long name. Such as: most people ALREADY OWN A RAKE.


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