End the Cheese Whiz madness

Handwritten page of a diary dated January 31, 1974

put my two beeYOUtiful pizzas in the oven and run upstairs to take a shower. Come back down and take them out of the oven. What do I see? One of them has been defaced with big globs of Cheese Whiz!!! Stupid Ronnie is going through a Cheese Whiz obsession. Won’t eat anything unless it has some on it. Damn it Ronnie there’s orange rubber on here, I scream — and he, from the other room, says Sorry.

I eat a slice of the untainted pizza and try to remind myself that this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius, and he comes in and asks if I know that Cheese Whiz was born in the same year we were?

Yeah Ronnie, well so was WD-40, but I don’t want any of that on top of the pizza either.

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