Simon Cowell gets a smackdown

Handwritten page of a diary dated August 24, 2002

had the most bizarro dream. I was walking down the street with Simon Cowell (the grumpy judge on that new show – American Idol) and the girl who played Valerie Bertinelli’s older sister (on that old show with their short redheaded mother and Schneider, the building fix-it guy).

So this old guy whips up to the curb driving a shiny black car and he jumps out, dressed like somebody from the Harry Potter movie, and he smacks Simon Cowell in the jaw. Then the old guy jumps on his car and starts singing “I’m coming up so you better get this party started.”

I told Eddie about this dream. Of course he thought I was making it up. People always think that.


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