Handwritten page of a diary dated October 4, 2007
… pretty sure the sign is someone’s idea of a joke. But if it’s not a joke, here are some people who should sign up for a quick lobotomy.
1. Uncle Len who can’t have a conversation without talking about how scud missiles were the star of the Gulf War just like the character of Balki was the star of the TV show “Perfect Strangers.”
2. Wait wait. There’s no use making a list because pretty much everyone else in this family needs a lobotomy almost as badly as Uncle Len needs one.
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That One Day 
Love this one! We all know someone (old men are notorious for it) that has what I call a conversational tic.
Can’t have a conversation without saying the same thing every time. B worked with a guy that ALWAYS said, repeatedly, ‘you know what the man says’. We always cracked up later and we never did find out what the man says or, for that matter, who in the hell the man was. lol.
It’s interesting that the fine print says “FROM $300”. I want to know what the total price range is and what the extras are you get at each tier! I may just splurge the extra $100 for the “small scar” option.