no thank u gramma

Handwritten page of a diary dated October 17, 2009

…  came home from the garage sale with an old pattern. she’s like, “u know how i’ve been wanting to crochet something for u?” i think “oh no.”
but it was even worse than i thought.
i’m like, “that may be a little old-timey” and she’s like “no, it has a date on it from this summer.”
i’m like “that woman is wearing pantyhose with her slippers” and she’s like “they wouldn’t have to be slippers. i could glue something sturdy on the bottom and u could wear them to a party or to school.”
after I had a heart attack i’m like “no thank u gramma” and she’s like “ok then i’ll make some for myself and ur gonna be wanting some 2.”


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  1. That’s the problem with youth today… No respect, thankless, and NO sense of taste! SHEESH!

  2. I wonder if she could crochet a pair with some golf spikes on the bottoms?

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